If you want to build a rolling xylophone that a lot of people can play on, you need to start large.
Garage-defyingly, web big-elbowed, fat-assed gas-whale large.
I don’t even want to think of how thirsty this platform is, it’s stupidly gorgeous. Burly rhomboidal lines. Four rows of seating (that won’t last long). Brown/orange “sunset” striping. Eight lugnuts per beefy wheel. Go ahead, click to enlarge the pic. You’ll barf, it’s so large.
I biked past it this morning and snapped a cellphone pic. We don’t own it just yet. The owner is clearing the title and getting DMV papers in order. Details when it’s actually ours.
If you want to build a rolling xylophone that a lot of people can play on, you need to start large.
